The Complete Genre Mash-Up | “The Chronicles of Every Expectation”

Dave going above and beyond every genre exposing the ins and outs of an audience's expectations in each of these world of words and styles with a touch of humor and satire.

Fouad FARJANI

1/24/2025

A completely ordinary protagonist, Dave (or any hilariously/commonly popular name), accidentally stumbles across a “Plot Generator 9000”—a machine that creates stories of every genre. As Dave gets sucked into the machine, he must survive being a protagonist in each & every genre, facing ridiculous genre-specific challenges and clichés along the way.

Fiction 📓☠︎︎✞︎🕸𖤐

"Dave was just an ordinary man, living an ordinary life, in an ordinary town. Until one day…"
Suddenly, the Plot Generator 9000 turns on, zapping him into a fictional world where he must live through every genre. But unlike dreams, he does know he is not unconscious.

Non-Fiction 📙🌐💸

Dave finds himself in a dry, overly detailed monologue, narrating irrelevant facts about his surroundings.
"I awoke in what appeared to be a coffee shop. Coffee, first cultivated in Ethiopia in the 9th century, has since become the lifeblood of tired professionals worldwide. Did you know that—"
Here, the comedy lies in Dave's frustration at the narrator, who won’t let him do anything without explaining its historical significance
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Drama 🎭

Everything becomes unnecessarily emotional.
"Dave, your latte is cold!" screamed the barista, tears streaming down her face. "You don't understand what this means for us. For humanity."
Cue a montage of slow-motion stares, unnecessary shouting, and over-the-top violin music.

Mystery 🕵️‍♂️

Dave is suddenly a detective, searching for clues about why he’s trapped in the machine.
"The coffee shop held secrets. Dark secrets. The kind of secrets that linger in the steam of an overpriced cappuccino."
Make fun of typical mystery tropes, every object is suspicious, everyone speaks in cryptic riddles, and Dave keeps finding envelopes with “clues” that are entirely meaningless.

Thriller 🔪

The pace picks up, but everything is exaggerated.
"The coffee machine beeped ominously. Sweat dripped from Dave’s forehead as he realized—this wasn’t just any latte. It was a countdown."
Here, parody the intensity of thrillers with ridiculous stakes: a ticking time bomb inside a croissant, or the barista turning into a secret agent.

Horror 👻

The coffee shop becomes haunted, but in the dumbest way possible.
"The espresso machine hissed, but it wasn’t steam—it was the anguished cry of the damned. And the muffins? They moved when he wasn’t looking."
Dave battles possessed pastries and a ghostly barista who whispers, "Your latte is cursed."

Romance ❤️

A gorgeous stranger walks in, and suddenly, Dave is in a love triangle.
"Her name was Sugar. She smelled like cinnamon and heartbreak. But why did the mysterious dark-roast guy in the corner keep staring at her?"
Make fun of love-at-first-sight clichés and melodramatic internal monologues.

Fantasy 🧙‍♂️🐉

The coffee shop transforms into a magical realm.
"Dave drew the Sword of Caffeine from the Sacred Grinder. 'You are the chosen one,' whispered a talking coffee bean."
Include classic fantasy clichés: a prophecy, a wise old wizard who only speaks in riddles, and a villain whose evil plan involves running out of creamer.

Science Fiction 🤖

Dave is suddenly in a futuristic dystopia where coffee is banned.
"In the year 3045, humanity fought over caffeine reserves. Baristas were rebels, their grinders illegal weapons."

Historical Fiction 🏺

Dave wakes up in the 1700s, where he must fight in the Revolutionary War—armed with only a latte recipe.
"Paul Revere rode through the streets shouting, 'The coffee is coming!' Meanwhile, Dave invented the first Frappuccino, accidentally changing history forever."

Biography and Autobiography ✍️✍

The narrator starts recounting Dave’s life story in excruciating detail.
"Dave was born on a Tuesday. It rained that day. His mother hated rain. His father, however—"
Dave interrupts, yelling, "Get to the point!"

Memoir 💭❤️‍🩹🦶🏻

Dave writes a reflective essay on his time in the coffee shop.
"I never thought one latte could change my life. But looking back, I see now that the foam art was a metaphor for the chaos within."

Self-Help 💡☯

The coffee shop becomes a seminar where Dave is forced to “manifest his destiny.”
"Want to escape the Plot Generator? Just grind your beans of potential and pour your passions into the mug of life!"
(*)Vague, feel-good advice that doesn’t actually help.

Poetry 🎵

Dave starts speaking in rhymes for no reason.
"The latte steamed, my dreams unleashed,
The foam was art, with each sip, it broke my heart."
He begs the machine to stop, but it insists on iambic pentameter.

Adventure 🌍

Dave embarks on a grand quest to find the “Ultimate Espresso.”
"Through jungles of sugar packets and deserts of spilled coffee, Dave fought valiantly against the forces of decaf."

Young Adult📱

Dave becomes a brooding teenager in a love triangle with Sugar and a mysterious new barista.
"Why doesn’t anyone understand me? My latte is cold—just like my soul."

Children’s 🧸

Everything turns whimsical and overly cheerful.
"Davey the Coffee Cup said, 'Let’s go on a magical bean adventure!' And off they went, singing songs about coffee growing lands."

Graphic Novels 🖼️

Dave finds himself in a world of comic panels, with dramatic sound effects.
"BAM! The espresso machine exploded. WHAM! Dave dodged a flying croissant."
Dialogue becomes exaggerated, with bold fonts everywhere.

Dystopian ⚠️

The coffee shop is now a totalitarian regime.
"Only the wealthy could afford lattes. The rest of us? We drank instant coffee in the shadows."

Utopian 🔮

The opposite of dystopia: everyone has unlimited coffee, but Dave realizes it’s too perfect.
"A world where coffee is free… but at what cost?!"

Gothic 🕯️

The coffee shop becomes dark and scary-looking.
"The walls dripped with espresso. A raven perched on the counter, croaking, 'Never decaf.' Dave shuddered."

Western 🤠

Dave becomes a cowboy barista in the Wild West.
"This town ain’t big enough for two coffee shops," growled the outlaw, spinning his six-shooter sugar dispenser."

Spiritual and Religious 🕊️

Dave is hailed as a prophet of coffee.
"The Sacred Bean has chosen you, Dave. Spread the word of the Caffeine Gospel."

Travel ✈️

Dave embarks on a journey across the globe to find the rarest coffee bean.
"From the mountains of Ethiopia to the cafes of Paris, Dave searched for the bean that would unlock the Plot Generator." Little did he know, the key was swimming inside the fox's faeces.

Erotica 🔥

The steamy coffee shop gets too steamy.
"Sugar leaned over the counter, her eyes smoldering like a fresh cup of espresso. 'Want to taste something… creamy?'"
The section quickly cuts off, as Dave screams surprised by a body part growing inside in pants, "Nope! Not doing this genre!"

Dave finally escapes the Plot Generator by spilling foxy's faeces extracted coffee on it. As he exits, he mutters, "I’m never drinking coffee again."
The last scene? Dave sitting in a tea shop, only to hear:
"Welcome to the Plot Generator: Tea Edition."

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